The Ocho Word Press: Free Agent Frenzy (Drop them like they are hot, pick them up like they are going out of style.)

VERSION 1: 2/23/2012

Quarterbacks

Drew Brees –Lets face it, he is not going anywhere; he will retire as a Saint.
Matt Flynn – He will be a Dolphin.
Kyle Orton– The Jets. J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS
Chad Henne – Cleveland Browns.
Alex Smith – His play last season earned him another contract, you
will see him as a 49er next season.
Jason Campbell –Seattle, a classic Pete Carole move.
David Garrard – He will be washing Leftwich’s car while Leftwich shops
for wheelchairs.
Vince Young – I would be surprised if Philly did not resign him with
having the injury prone Vick.
Josh Johnson – Who???? No where obviously
Shaun Hill – Detroit. Why not?
Byron Leftwich – He will be in Pittsburgh, just not playing for the
Steelers. He loves Pittsburgh health care facilities and is currently
looking at nursing homes. Pittsburgh seems like the best fit for him
at this time.
Sage Rosenfels- The Bucs.
Brady Quinn – Denver.
Drew Stanton – Ravens. I think he has a lot of potential.
Donovan McNabb – He will be at some bar in Philly reliving the good
old days, until someone recognizing him and dunks his head into a
toilet. McNabb will then try to explain how no one loves him.
Chad Pennington – Bills. He will make a great back up until his should
gives out during the preseason.
Rex Grossman – Another chance???? I think not. Sorry Rex Grossman.
Dennis Dixon – The CFL as a back up.
Chris Redman- Will be the Redskins back up to Payton Manning.
Josh McCown – The journeyman’s journey has ended. Good Bye….
Charlie Whitehurst – Seattle of course, didn’t you know Pete Carole is
their coach?
Luke McCown- The Jags again and again and again.
Charlie Batch – The Pittsburgh Steelers, Leftwich is out and Batch back in.
Jake Delhomme – Back to retirement. Yates is more than capable back
up. He is their future.
Trent Edwards – Philly duh.
J.P. Losman – The couch. His name should be LOSERMAN. He is the worst
QB on this list. Yes I would take Rex Grossman ahead of Mr. Loser MAN.
Enough said.
Dan Orlovsky – Ughh Colts I guess.
Derek Anderson – The Bengals. Welcome to the jungle my friend.
A.J. Feeley – Dallas Cowboys. If you can’t beat them join them.
Caleb Hanie – He will be a Bear.
David Carr – Oakland. Enough said.
Kellen Clemens – Panthers. Why, because I said so!
Kyle Boller - KC
Mark Brunell – He will be a Colt to help with the development of Luck.
Jeff Garcia- He is not going anywhere any time soon. Once playoff
caliber team lost their starting QB last season Jeff’s phone was
either on silent or he did not get any calls.
Kevin O'Connell - Back to the Pats you go.

Running Backs

The average life a running back is 2 years. This will be like speed
dating. I will hurry to complete before all of these backs are
retired.

Ray Rice - Ravens
Matt Forte -Chicago
Michael Bush – New Orleans
Marshawn Lynch - Buffalo
Peyton Hillis - Browns
Cedric Benson - KC
Mike Tolbert – San Diego
Kevin Smith - Detroit
Jason Snelling - ATL
Justin Forsett- Cincinnati
BenJarvus Green-Ellis- Tennessee
Tim Hightower- Washington
Steve Slaton- Houston
Cadillac Williams- St Louis
LaDainian Tomlinson - Miami
Ronnie Brown- Cleveland seems like the perfect fit, sorry could not resist.
Ryan Grant- Green Bay
Jackie Battle – No where anytime soon.
Sammy Morris -Oakland
Mewelde Moore – Pittsburgh!
Maurice Morris - Detroit
Earnest Graham - Denver
Chester Taylor- Arizona
Kevin Faulk- Tampa
Tashard Choice- Buffalo
Derrick Ward – NY, JETS that is.
Thomas Jones - Chicago
Jerious Norwood- Working for Flavor Flav.
LenDale White- Seattle
Rock Cartwright- Houston