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Monday, February 13, 2012

A Typical Article: How the Eagles Can Win the Superbowl in 5 Simple Steps

1. Fire Andy Reid



If he couldn’t win last year then there is no way he could do it this year. They should bring Bill Cowher out of retirement. He used to coach in Pittsburgh so he should have no problem with living in Pennsylvania.

2. Upgrade the Receiving Options



Everyone knows that Michael Vick only struggled last year because he is short and his receivers are short so he couldn’t see them so he threw a lot of interceptions. So they should go sign Randy Moss and Terrell Owens. They are both tall and can jump high, so Vick should benefit from their height.

3. Fix the Running Game



LeSean McCoy can’t handle the whole load himself and they could use a power runner. Since all teams use committee attacks these days, they should pickup Peyton Hillis and use him as their short yardage/powerback.

4. Overhaul the Defense



Trade Asante Samuel for Champ Bailey and DJ Williams. Samuel too expensive anyway and Bailey has been to way more Probowls. Williams can play all of the linebacker positions, so they can just put him anywhere and he could help stop the run. Besides, look how cool his twitter picture is!

5. Bring back the Wildcat



Why keep Vince Young on the sidelines? Vick is too small to run a lot, but substituting Young on the field for LeSean McCoy would create the ultimate option formation. Two running quarterbacks that can both throw, and since Vince Young is big he can take more hits than Vick can. That combination would really terrorize defences.

3 comments:

  1. I thought you were going to post an article how you still think we are cheating.

    Jason from CT

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  2. Its not the easiest article to write. Doing a lot of research. Check back in a month

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  3. Thanks you for including me in the readers comments. Hope there are more blogs to come!

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